Premium Canned Mocktails — Non-Alcoholic Cocktails Worth Cheers-ing
Sometimes, alcohol is a joke. Drink A Mockery.
Whether you're sober, sober-curious, pregnant, doing Dry January, or just skipping the buzz tonight, you still deserve a drink that tastes like something. A Mockery makes premium canned mocktails — zero-proof takes on the margarita, bramble, daiquiri, and tequila sour — crafted with real ingredients and complex flavor. No alcohol, no hangover, no boring club soda. Just booze-free cocktails you'll actually want a second can of.
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Cheers! With your new favorite booze free cocktails
Looking for a beverage that quenches your thirst, tantalizes your tastebuds, and satisfies that classic cocktail feel without the alcohol? With premium ingredients in every carefully crafted mocktail, we’ve got a wide variety of flavor and feels to make your tastebuds sing! No mind altering, no headaches, no hangover included!
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A Berry Good Bramble
A carbonated non-alcoholic play on a traditional gin bramble. This bad boy has just the right hint of that herbaceous, botanical gin flavor with a fruit forward blackberry punch. Think about your favorite juice box, but for grown ups!
Spiced Mangorita
A little kick, a little spice, a little sweet and very nice! This margarita brings a little spice in your life and has a sweet, but sassy mango flavor to even it out. The citrus, mango, and kick of spice really makes this one of our faves!
Soliberrity Daq
Sweet berry fusion, heavy on the strawberry, with a little kick of rum to round it out. It's our SoliBerrity Daq! A strawberry daiquiri with no buzz. A fruity concoction crafted with the trans community top of my mind. Take a sip in solidarity with us!
Watermelon Tart-Quila
Skkkkkrrr! This play on a traditional tequila sour will make you want to come back for more! We thought adding carbonation and watermelon would kick things up a bit! This sweet watermelon sipper fizzes first followed by the perfect amount of pucker to finish it off.
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