Sometimes, Alcohol is a joke.
Drink A Mockery!
We all know it’s true! Whether you’re abstaining for personal, health, religious reasons, or you just don’t care to feel the buzz, we here at A Mockery think everyone deserves complex, exciting, and tasty non-alcoholic options!
Spiced Mangorita, Old Lemony Lav, Berry Good Bramble And, Watermelon Tart-Quila - Unique Flavors To Satisfy your thirst-no mind altering substances necessary!
To celebrate, treat yourself, unwind, socialize - You deserve to Drink a Mockery!
Because sometimes, Alcohol really is a joke!
Leave the alcohol behind - Mock it up!
Cheers! With your new favorite booze free cocktails
Looking for a beverage that quenches your thirst, tantalizes your tastebuds, and satisfies that classic cocktail feel without the alcohol? With premium ingredients in every carefully crafted mocktail, we’ve got a wide variety of flavor and feels to make your tastebuds sing! No mind altering, no headaches, no hangover included!
ShopA Variety of
Flavors
A Berry Good Bramble
A carbonated non-alcoholic play on a traditional gin bramble. This bad boy has just the right hint of that herbaceous, botanical gin flavor with a fruit forward blackberry punch. Think about your favorite juice box, but for grown ups!
Spiced Mangorita
A little kick, a little spice, a little sweet and very nice! This margarita brings a little spice in your life and has a sweet, but sassy mango flavor to even it out. The citrus, mango, and kick of spice really makes this one of our faves!
Old Lemony Lav
An old fashioned with a twist! This old fashioned has subtle notes of lavender and lemon and offers a refreshing twist on an absolute classic!
Watermelon Tart-Quila
Skkkkkrrr! This play on a traditional tequila sour will make you want to come back for more! We thought adding carbonation and watermelon would kick things up a bit! This sweet watermelon sipper fizzes first followed by the perfect amount of pucker to finish it off.
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